Norman Strikes Again and Other Insanity

yard sale

The past few days have been insane. Literarlly insane, complete with yelling shenanagins. I just have to tell y’all how nutso things are at the moment. Before I begin, keep in mind that work has been insanely busy. I worked a 14.5 hour shift on Saturday, Sunday was church and visiting friends, and Monday I worked a 10 hour shift that was crazy because we had a library open house for the faculty and staff. I spent my day hauling chairs, answering questions, setting up displays, and I was the person in charge of the rare books room and I had to talk to at least 50 people about rare books. So know that things may seem more stressful than usual simply because I am tired and depleted.

Monday afternoon I receieved a call from the leasing office. Last week we toured a newly renovated apartment across the hall from the one we will be renting. The leasing agent said that the person who who intended to rent the apartment we toured decided to get a town home and the leasing agent asked if we wanted to go ahead and move in rather than wait until September 9th. I told her no, we gave a notice, work and school made us busy, and we were waiting on Sam’s financial aid to come through. 

A few minutes later I find out that Sam will be getting at least his Pell Grant on Friday the 22nd. Interesting.

After the library party I went home, had dinner, and noticed the sky getting dark. We normally bathe the kids at 7:30, but we decided to bathe them at 7:15 before the storm hit. As soon as their booties hit the water it started thundering. We washed the kids quickly and got them out. Then — the bottom fell out of the sky. Come to find out the winds in that 10-minute long storm got up to 40 miles an hour. Water blew under the front door, toys scootched across the yard, and then WHAM a giant limb from our tree outside fell on the power line attached to our house. Our power was only out for a few seconds. I should point out that while all of this is going on Atticus is still naked and dancing around. 

I call the power company and they said to call the fire department. Trucks were deployed all over town, but because the line was attached to our house the power company wanted to make sure it wasn’t a fire hazard. So I call the fire department.

About two minutes later the rain abated to a sprinkle, the winds died down, and here comes my landlord’s son — let’s call him Norman — running into the yard. He looked like he is freaking out over the tree so I poke my head outside and tell him that I called the power company and then called the fire department as instructed. 

Then he starts screaming, “WHY DID YOU CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!!! YOU NEED TO CALL THE POWER COMPANY.” I explain, a second time, why I called. He starts laughing, shakes his head, and yells you are an, “idiot.”

Gurl, hold my earrings.

I popped outside and told him to leave the property. I said, “just go” about a dozen times and then the redneck Georgia girl in me switched to, “get the fuck out of my yard.” He came up to the porch and told me I didn’t need to live in a house and I should be in an apartment because “this house is only worth 65,000 and y’all keep wanting it to be nice.” Okay, if by nice you mean no raw sewage, adequate plumbing, and absense of roof leaks, and repairs made then yes, I would like a nice place to live. I called him a slumlord, he called me stupid. Sam called Norman’s mom to tell her to call him off and that we were going to call the police. All this time he is grabbing branches we were told not to touch and yelling at the top of his lungs. I go inside.

Then Sam goes outside. I see the veins on Sam’s neck pop, I hear him bellowing for Norman to leave. I call the cops and Norman runs up the road. I tell police dispatch that he ran back to his mom’s house and ask what I should do. Police dispatch says that if he comes back yelling and aggressive we should call the cops. Excellent.

Fire department shows up and determines that there is no fire hazard and that the power company can take care of it. The hospital’s power was down and they were running on a generator so the emergency folks had to go. We go inside, get the kids in bed, and wait for the power company. 

The power company repairs the line — and takes down our power for a bit — around 9:30. Norman runs into the yard and yells orders at the repairman. Repair man ignores Norman and talks to Sam. The repairman tells Sam that the last down line is a cable line. it is cradling the tree branch. He tells Sam not to touch it, but to get our cable/internet provider out there to take care of the line.

We woke the next morning to water streaming in from the bathroom ceiling — again. 

After all was said and done we decided to take the leasing agent’s offer and get the hell out of this place. Tuesday morning we signed the lease, we pay our first month’s rent on Monday and take possession of the apartment. This weekend we are having a yard sale and we will move into our new digs on Labor Day weekend about 15 days sooner than planned.

I’d like to say that the rest of my stress is from taking off of work the rest of the week and sorting, organizing, packing, and planning. That accounts for my physical exhaustion and perhaps some mental fatigue, but what is really exausting are the antics pulled by Norman yesterday.

Let me back up for a minute. When we gave our notice, we knew that a condition of our lease was to give 30 days notice, but the that notice also had to embrace an entire rental month. Example, when we gave her our notice for September 15th, we knew we’d have to pay rent on the 1st for an entire month. That’s cool. We planned our finances to do that. Then yesterday happened.

Yesterday Sam went outside while the ATT repair guys were there fixing the cable/internet line. BTW — Norman had effed with the tree branch, knocked the entire line down, and took out our internet. SO, ATT are making repairs. Norman looks at Sam and asks him to move away from the repairmen so he can talk to him. Sam refuses and tells Norman he can talked to him in front of the repair men. Norman gets up in Sam’s face and tells Sam, “I’m gonna evict you, I’m going to evict you and you’ll go to magistrate court and pay $110.” What. the. Hell. Sam tells Norman to go ahead and evict us. I don’t really know how you can evict someone who is moving in less than two weeks and has paid rent on time for four years. But whatever, dude, evict us. Sam turns around and walks back in the house.

At this point in time — after Sam tells me what has transpired while I was at work, I make a decision. We are leaving by September first, she can keep the security deposit, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to give her another cent. I wrote another letter. I told her she can keep the security deposit, we would not pay another month’s rent, we would be out by the 1st, law enforcement must be present during the walkthrough, and if Norman is aggressive again we will call the police. She was angry and had excuses, but I don’t care. You’re already threatening to sue me for … what… using the “f” word? Having a tree fall in our yard? 

Sue me. Go ahead.

I’m exhausted and my nerves are raw. I have so much to do it freaks me out. The apartment is lovely and I cannot wait to move. I just need to focus on the good and not Norman. 

I’ll be on a blogcation until September. Wish me luck lovelies!

5 Things I Loved About This Week: 16 August 2014


1). We got the apartment! We went through the awkward task of telling our landlord we are leaving and why. The yard sale is scheduled, my books are culled, and we are on our way. I’m actually looking forward to downsizing (this might be a bit of cognitive dissonance) and I think having a fresh space with thought put in to what we value and what we want to keep is a good thing. Our apartment is being renovated, but we viewed the apartment across the hall. There are plenty of outlets, large windows, a closet in each room plus three more throughout the apartment, all my appliances will be new, and we are on the ground floor – one floor above and one below – so we only have three stairs. Yay for not trudging up flights of stairs with a tot and my groceries. I pulled this from the website, but if I stand on my balcony this is my view to the right:


Hello, Autumn mornings outdoors with a mug of coffee.

2). My long work day. I worked my 40 hours this week on the university budget. Now I am working a 14.5 hour day at the library to supervise the building while a yearbook camp is here. It pays about $10 more an hour than what I usually make and this is my first bout of Christmas cash. I’ve been adjusting building temperatures, helping lost students, directing people to the bathrooms, and protecting our artwork. When I’m not busy I’m still being productive. I made yard sale flyers, worked on stuff for Sam’s art opening, journaled, read, and now I’m blogging. I miss the kiddos and my eyeballs are screaming, but other than that I’m golden.

3). Sam’s art. This past week was the first week of Sam working part-time. His school year starts August 25th, but he has been using his time off to paint new works for an art show coming up in September. He is so talented and I’m so glad he has a chance to share this talent with others.

4). Sleep. Persy Jane is sleeping more! The little ones have been going to bed around 9pm and Persy usually only gets up briefly once or twice. Typically, she just wants a hugs or to cuddle for about fifteen minutes and then she is asleep again. I’ve had more time to myself in the evening and I’m actually getting sleep, which does wonders. I feel rested, positive, and downright cheerful (most of the time).

5). 16 days. Or really, 15 and a quarter days until it is PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE SEASON.


Good News!


Good news! Today we found out we get the apartment we wanted. The apartment is being renovated and will be available on September 9th. We gave our landlord notice. The Little old lady was sweet, but Norman Bates was screaming and belligerent.

As you can see we are amassing a bunch of stuff for a yard sale next Saturday. We are losing just over 650 square feet of space so lots of stuff is going.

Okay, off to order celebratory pizza!

List Love: Bust A Move, Part 2

list love
I am very happy to report that I finished everything on my Bust a Move list last week. On to this week’s tasks!
  1. Visit the leasing office to check on our application and tour the apartment underneath the one we want to rent. The one we will be renting is being renovated.
  2. Finish getting the money together for the rest of the deposit, which is due on 08/20
  3. Pick out furniture paint colors. I cannot stand apartment beige. We’ll be painting our furniture to liven things up. Check out my No Place at Home Pinboard to see my decor inspiration.
  4. Sort through holiday decorating boxes. Right now we have four tubs of stuff and I need to get it down to two.
  5. Finish culling my loose paper recipes and put them in my recipe book
  6. Declutter the hall closet
  7. Declutter the kids’ closet
  8. Declutter the bathroom closet
  9. Declutter the kitchen cabinets
  10. Make/Distribute advertising for our yard sale
  11. Inventory pantry. I need to make meals that use up some of our pantry and freezer items.
  12. Collect boxes
Sam has been such an amazing help. He is cleaning out our basement and running errands. Today he sold Hope’s trumpet (yes, sadly, she gave up band), taken many of his nerd dolls action figures to a consignment place, and other general hauling and organizing.
We’re a little nervous that we haven’t heard from the leasing office yet. They said it will take up to two weeks for all the back ground checks, credit checks, and reference checking. I know it has been just under a week, but I want to know NOW.
Cross your fingers, legs, and eyes, folks!

Readerly Rambles: Book Vacation, Culling, and a Classics Club Spin!

readerly rambles

I’m writing a Readerly Rambles post despite NOT reading this week. I took a self-imposed one week break from reading. With too much going on at work and with potentially moving I found myself distracted. I picked up book after book and my eyes would glaze over and my brain didn’t even try to keep up with plot, character, and language. During my week of non-reading I did do some bookish things.

I culled 96 books (91 books, plus five cookbooks). I am going to force myself to cull four more. I also packed up my first box of books I’m keeping.
While I was flipping through cookbooks I started watching The Barchester Chronicles. It is perfect; absolutely perfect.

I also decided on some reading goals. If all goes well we will be moving the week of September 7th. My goal is to read The Black Count (which is a book I borrowed from a friend) and then read A Clash of Kings on my Kindle. This will be prime reading material and I can go ahead and box all of my books.

Oh yes, the Classics Club spin was also announced this morning. Book number 17 on my list is Kate Morton’s The Secret Keeper and I’m excited to read that book once everything is settled on the home front. I read The House at Riverton in August of 2010 when I was pregnant with Atticus and I adored it. I’m glad to get the chance to read more Morton.

Happy Reading!

Classics Spin #7


I haven’t read all week. I am on pins and needles and the coffee isn’t helping (slurps more coffee). I am so anxious, but in a good way. I’m not anxious because things are bad, I’m jittery because there is so much going on right now. SO MUCH. Hope started high school, Sam went to part-time work, Atticus is moving to the “big side” at daycare and is 80% potty trained, work projects are ramping up and then there is the Move. This week we’ve been apartment hunting, filling out paperwork, checking our budget, sorting, organizing, and cleaning. If I just knew that we got the apartment I could settle down. I don’t see why we shouldn’t get it excepting that they have to call my Landlady and she will probably flip out. I prepared the leasing agent for dealing with Norman Bates and his mom. I took a copy of our lease stating that we are on a month-to-month lease and it is obvious that if we’ve been here for four years on a month to month lease then we are paying our rent on time. At least I hope that is obvious. I feel like once I know for sure we got the apartment I can settle down and get to work. Until then I am spending my time decluttering, reading cookbooks, and feeding my family a meal rotation of pizza rolls and pancakes.

Despite the flurry of activity I am still thinking about books. This may be because I am getting rid of so many, or it could be because the first 15 pages of The Black Count was so. damn. good. I put down The Black Count because I knew it was going to blow my mind and I want to be *present* when I read it. I”ve decided a reading vacation until Monday to work on various projects and then I am hopeful I can get through The Black Count and about half of A Clash of Kings by the end of the month. Early September will be chaos, if we get the place we want we will be allowed to move in on Tuesday the 9th; however, Sam and I won’t both be off work until Sunday the 14th. Finishing A Clash of Kings during with time will be perfect. It is a Kindle book, so I don’t have to worry about misplacing it and fantasy novels are perfect for some low-key ecsapism. So — mid-September I should be all unpacked, in my new digs, and reading Trollope, a few spooky read along books and …. a Classics Club spin title of course.

Holy geez that was a long-winded introduction. Suffice it to say that not reading hasn’t dampered my ability to make a book list AT ALL. I’m going to be upfront and tell you that my Classics Club list is filled with non-classics. I’m about classic-ed out right now. I chose books I don’t own, they have a spooky bent, and they are all written after 1950. I am that punk rock.

On Monday the Classics Club will announce a random number and I will read the corresponding book:

  1. The Enchanted by Rene Denfeld
  2. Half Broken Things by Morag Joss
  3. The House of Silk by Anthony Horowitz
  4. Surfacing by Margaret Atwood
  5. The Secret Rooms by Catherine Bailey
  6. Stories for Nighttime and Some for Day by Ben Loory
  7. Did She Kill Him? by Kate Colquhcun
  8. Faces in the Water by Janet Frame
  9. Night Film by Marcia Pessl
  10. The Ghost Hunters by Neil Spring
  11. Murder at Mansfield Park by LYnn Shepard
  12. In Search of Dracula by Radu Florescu
  13. The Bookman’s Tale by Charlie Lovett
  14. Charles Jessold, Considered as a Murderer by WEsley Stace
  15. The Poisoned House by Michael Ford
  16. The White Forest by Adam McOmber
  17. The Secret Keeper by Kate Morton
  18. The Turning by Francine Prose
  19. The Dante Club by Matthew Pearl
  20. Miss Peregine’s Home … by Ransom Riggs

There we are, a good book list. My mind feels more at peace already.